 | | | Meet the Layer Cake Films crew…
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 | | Hometown | Sandy, Utah | | Job description | Weaver of Film, Baker of Cake | | Three favorite movies | Texas Chainsaw Massacre (’74), Dead Alive, City of Lost Children | | Best cake | grocery store bakery white cake with tons of frosting | | Who is your inner rock star? | I emote like Robert Smith and creep like Siouxsie Sioux but deep down I’m really Jem. Because she’s truly outrageous. Oooooh, Jem. | | Inner movie star? | Joan Crawford. I dream about making demanding speeches to the board of Pepsi Co. | | Your greatest memory | Recording the Nine Sisters album and then roller-skating through Santa Monica. All day. Everyday. With Gene Kelly. | | What people say about you | “Oh look, that’s the girl who’s dating Johnny Depp.” | | Deepest darkest secret | I still have that cowlick hair and I loved that movie Stomp the Yard. | | Blane or Duckie? | There will always be a place in my heart for the Duckman, but I want Blane. | | When I am a guest at a wedding I | Pray there will be a chocolate fountain. | | Chicken or fish? | Chicken. Dipped in the chocolate fountain. | |
 | | Hometown | Lowell, Michigan | | Job description | Director of Photography | | Three favorite movies | Touch of Evil, Delicatessen, Seven | | Best cake | cup | | Who is your inner rock star? | Perry Farrell circa 1988 | | Inner movie star? | Bruce, the mechanical shark from the movie Jaws | | Your greatest memory | My senior year I made it my mission to miss as many days of school as possible. On my last absence I pretty much took over Chicago. Singing, dancing, racing, building snoring mannequins. I got quite a lot done in one magical day. | | What people say about you | “Uh oh.” | | Deepest darkest secret | My camera has no film in it. | | Andy or Iona? | Iona. Age = experience | | When I am a guest at a wedding I | Shoot film, right? | | Chicken or fish? | Chicken, lots and lots of chicken. | |
 | | Hometown | Downey, California | | Job description | A pinch of this, a pinch of that, and a little shooting tossed in for good measure. | | Three favorite movies | All About Eve, Delicatessen, Marie Antoinette | | Best cake | Red Velvet | | Who is your inner rock star? | Adam Ant…it gives me an excuse to wear excessive ruffles. | | Inner movie star? | Bette Davis. I AM Baby Jane. | | Your greatest memory | I had to attend Saturday detention once when I was in high school. I met some lovely people. But it turns out that pixie sticks and bread do not a meal make. | | What people say about you | “Did you know that her 2 pugs are descended from royalty?” | | Deepest darkest secret | One of my husband’s favorite movies is Jerry Maguire. | | Blane or Duckie? | Neither, I want Steff, top-siders and all. | | When I am a guest at a wedding I | Hide until the cake comes out. | | Chicken or fish? | Whichever one comes with a cheese wheel. | |
 | | Hometown | San Francisco, California | | Job description | Cinematographer, traveling chanteuse (yes, I take requests) | | Three favorite movies | Evil Dead 2, Aliens, The Terminator | | Best cake | Godiva chocolate cheesecake | | Who is your inner rock star? | I am my own inner rock star. | | Inner movie star? | I’m gonna go with Gary Oldman. Just because he’s so dang cool. | | Your greatest memory | This one time I went to school, got beat up by the class bullies, ended up downtown in some crazy bookstore, and stole a book with two snakes eating each other on the front cover. Then I took a trip on a flying dog-dragon. | | What people say about you | “She has to be lip-syncing. It’s just TOO amazing!” | | Deepest darkest secret | I love those stupid MTV Real World/Road Rules challenges. I’m waiting to outgrow them. Patiently waiting. | | Blane or Duckie? | Blane. Who doesn’t want the rich dude who’s sensitive but also manly? | | When I am a guest at a wedding I | Cry shamelessly. | | Chicken or fish? | Fish all the way. | |
 | | Hometown | San Jose, California | | Job description | Cinematographer | | Three favorite movies | Trainspotting, The Color Purple, Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire | | Best cake | Le Gâteau au Chocolat | | Who is your inner rock star? | A gay Jimi Hendrix. | | Inner movie star? | Dorothy Dandridge with the kick-butt spirit of Queen Latifah. | | Your greatest memory | My friend G.D. giving me his prized copy of Hagakure leading to my lifelong following of the bushido code. | | What people say about you | “I wish I had a body like that!” | | Deepest darkest secret | I am anxiously awaiting the Spice Girls reunion tour. | | Blane or Duckie? | Iona | | When I am a guest at a wedding I | Always take off my shoes. | | Chicken or fish? | Fish, but without that lame lemon wedge. | |
